Nature is the Only Dictator That I Respect

practicalandyetappropriate:

mexican-lassiter:

R-R-R-R-ROLL CALL!

I’m Amber!

Brad! 

Tammy!

Fender!

Brenda!

Sketch!

Shelly!

IQ!

Lou Ann!

And I’m 

JAVERT

I SAW THIS COMING AND I GOT PISSED.

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The Avengers Gag Reel - Favourite quotes.

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i have two moods:

• touch me
• don’t touch me 

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clubhealthy:

getfitandsweat:

lik3petalswemusteventuallyfall:

#Hogwarts jogging club

#come on everyone just ten more laps around the building #keep up the pace people #longbottom stop lagging #and luna hurry the hell up #you’re holding up the whole group #jesus #we’ll never take the trophy from slytherin at this rate #refreshments are in the back when you’re finished

#harry potter and the “I wanna lose stones” #harry potter and the iron chamber gym #harry potter and the goblet of water #harry potter and the prisoner of fitness #harry potter and the order of the fitblrs #harry potter and the squat prince #harry potter and the deathly 30-day shred

#EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITES HIGH

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this-is-clarity:

So I was doing some LOtR research because of course and a lot of people put Legolas’ last name down as Greenleaf. I got curious, and so i looked it up, and the word “Legolas” literally means Greenleaf.

Legolas is “Greenleaf Greenleaf.” 

Legolas is Moon Moon

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heyymacarena:

i cant decide if i think this is awesome or gross but its getting a reblog anyway

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shiphassailed:

tigerpellets:

I NEVER KNEW THIS

I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE” 

WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME

SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE A MILLION TIMES MORE SENSE

are you serious british people

i feel like this means i’ve been overestimating your enthusiasm about things for my entire life

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snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

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vectorbelly:

The Loneliest Saxophone Player in the World

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martincrieffsbakedpotato:

stilesthejeepwhisperer:

I don’t know what Eurovision is but it sounds like Europe’s Hunger Games

that’s it

that is literally what it is

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pizzaenthusiast:

say what you want about her music, but nicki minaj is a strong figure in the terms of feminism and turning the sexualization of the music around. she’s caused a heck of a lot of titter for rapping and singing about things that if she were a male would be perfectly normal and acceptable. please think about this before you openly decide to slash her or her music

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princessnecrophilia:

im a scientist and very important to know goat part

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epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife

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forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

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